Response from Emanuel
Zeltser:
Dear Tim,
Although, to many of
your colleagues your questions appeared personally
offensive ridiculous, and certainly not intended to
elicit bona fide information., I chose to
respond to your request one more time. I also suggest
that you read Ray's article in the Sunday Times -it may answer a lot of
your prior questions. I hope you've had a nice vacation in
Virginia. and Happy New Year to you.
Emanuel
QUESTION # 1. Can you
explain why so many of the immigrants who retained you as an attorney to
help process visas for them claimed to be employed by companies with
which you were closely affiliated? Can you explain why the educational
records submitted to the INS by these same immigrants appear to be
fabricated?
ANSWER:
Tim, since you are well aware that I do not
do immigration work, we may safely assume that the answer lies in your
being gravely disturbed by the notion that I may have shared material
with your former employer, the Wall Street Journal. Ever since the
Journal published the material which you wanted, you've gone in denial
mode: if it did not "appear" in my article, "it appears"
fabricated. As days went by I saw your
condition exacerbate. Left untreated for weeks, the symptoms have
progressed to include now not only the documents used by your
competitors but any document which you surmise as having come from my
office. You know that this is strictly hallucinatory. Deep down you
realize that none of the documents coming from me are fabricated or you
would not have based your BoNY stories on them. I propose you start by
using a simple self-therapy. Any time you feel that a document is
fabricated turn to the mirror and ask yourself "Tim, Tim, Tim, didn’t
you reference Emanuel Zeltser as a source six times in your August 20,
1999 front page story (Bank in Laundering Inquiry
Courted Russians Zealously)? Didn’t you get the
material which became the centerpiece of your and subsequently
others’ BoNY-Russian laundering stories from him (i.e., Natasha’s letter
to Chairman Greenspan, the Central Bank report, etc.)? -- and most
importantly -- Why and when has Emanuel’s material started
appearing fabricated to me? Was it when the Journal ran stories
which I wanted so badly?" If this does not help, try writing an article
saying that you and everybody else were fooled by Emanuel Zeltser, and
that Natasha’s letter, the Central Bank report, the Bank of New York’s
scandal --- all were merely figments of Zeltser’s imagination
combined with your naivete. A story like this will do wonders in
promoting your book, the "Bad Bet", by
illustrating how to place one. But remember: you must stop short of
alleging that the Bank of New York was founded by Mr. Zeltser and not
Mr. Hamilton -- let readers draw their own
conclusions.
QUESTION # 2. You have told me on a number of
occasions that you could provide a copy of the back of the promissory
note allegedly paid to Natasha Gurfinkel Kagalovsky by Inkombank - the
promissory note that you provided to me and other members of the media.
To date, you have not given me the back of the note, with Ms.
Kagalovsky's signature indicating that the note had been executed. Will
it be forthcoming?
ANSWER: At your insistence,
Tim, our sessions were recorded, remember? Upon reviewing the tape I
found no mention of Natasha’s or her note’s backside. Hearing things however runs consistent with the condition
described above. In the first instance try listening to tapes while
taking cold showers. If this does not help -- do not hold it inside -
express this in your article. You may also consider taking the 4 months
paternity leave (you know the drill) and write "The Back Side
Story" (subtitle can be "the Bad Bet II or a Good Bat"). In any event, I
think that your teaming up with Kagalovsky's private eyes, days
after Judge Kaplan ruled in favor of my clients as regards her
deposition, was a shrewd strategic move. Who knows, if you do well
harassing witnesses and lawyers, Natasha may grant an interview to
you too. Also this affiliation turned you into a real player and a
witness, i.e., when your colleagues call your "profilees" for
comments you'll have a chance to make news rather than
merely report on someone else's. Finally, I've been given to
understand that that this would go a long way towards
rehabilitating your image with your FBI sources.
QUESTION # 3. You told me
during our most recent interview that roughly $2 million that moved into
the Fishkin - Reid Escrow account at Citibank from Hoverwood and other
off-shore entities did not come from Inkombank. You said you could
provide documentation indicating where the funds derived from, but, to
date, you have not provided me with that documentation. Will it be
forthcoming?
ANSWER: Of course. As you are
aware (or should be) Hoverwood is one of the parties suing Inkombank and
the documents you seek have been part of the public record since 1995.
Hoverwood's counsel of record is Zuckerman, Spaeder,
Goldstein, Taylor & Kolker, LLP, who
recently wrote to the Times lawyers to express concern that your tactics
in intimidating witnesses in Russian money laundering cases may be
interpreted as an attempt to influence witnesses (which of course is
a federal crime (for 18 USCS, Sec.
1503, click here) You may pick up these
records at the office of the Clerk of the United States District Court
for the Southern District of New York, 40 Foley Square New York, NY
10007, any business day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. If you have difficulty
finding the records (or the Courthouse), please call my assistant and
she will be happy to give you our copy. You can also obtain a copy from
our adversaries, who, according to recent letters to the Times editors,
have commissioned your crusade. Pursuing Fishkin and Reid, who are
lawyers and witnesses in money laundering proceedings may be one of your
best ideas. Concentrate your efforts on Reid: last year her mother died
of a massive heart attack, following a visit by a couple of your Russian
"sources", so you know that the weakness runs in the
family.
QUESTION # 4. You
have told me that you do not know Oxana Bourkenova very well, have had
only limited contact with her, and was not even certain where she
worked. Can you discuss why your law firm held funds earmarked for her
studies at Oxford several years ago? Can you discuss why you and Ms.
Bourkenova have shared personal intimacies and confidential bank
information as detailed in e-mails she has sent to you from her office
at the World Bank? Can you discuss why Ms. Bourkenova visited your
office on West 57th Street the weekend of Dec. 11, shortly after the
World Bank began its inquiry into her contacts with
you?
ANSWER: My female
"contacts" (even limited) did not extend to include a person by the name
"Ms. Bourkenova". However, assuming that you inadvertently erred in five
out of ten letters of her last name, you must be referring to Oxana
Berkounova, the lady who filed a sexual
harassment complaint against you. You have no reason to be alarmed, Tim,
my contacts with Ms. Berkounova are indeed limited and you are free to
continue winning her heart, she seems to like you. If you in fact believe that my law firm provided escrow
services for Ms. Berkounova, you should know better than to ask
questions calling for breach of attorney-client privilege. However, let
me share a little trade secret with you: law firm's providing escrow
services to a client (even female client) does not always infer
"personal intimacies". In fact (depending on the escrow agreement)
it does not even assume intimate relationship. Lawyers often hold escrow
funds on behalf of clients they have never seen or had sex with.
I recall you sharing with me your Oxana
"inquiry" tale. I was much impressed, as were many of your colleagues,
by your ploy (albeit unsuccessful) to "stir up something" at the World
Bank in order to mimic the Journal’s Grigoriev story by Paul Beckett and
Andrew Higgins (World Bank Probes Russian
Member's Ties to Inkombank) I think you should
continue to pursue it for many reasons. First, it makes for a perfect
emotional outlet. Second, if you write about it, seeing the
"inquiry yarn" in print will help you feel like an Andrew Higgins-Paul
Beckett look-alike. Third, it may help you to finally convince Oxana --
I’ve heard on Dr. Ruth's show that some women like unconventional
approaches. Finally, as you know, Oxana has testified against Inkombank
in civil and criminal proceedings. If you succeed in "spooking her off"
from giving further evidence, your Russian sources will be indebted to
you forever. Last but not least. Don’t let
your woman’s visit to a law office on 57 Street (assuming hypothetically
that this took place) get you depressed. Sometimes it may be as
innocuous as filing a harassment lawsuit against you just to get your
attention. Go for it, tiger!
QUESTION # 5. Our dinner at
the Russian Samovar on October 29, and the drink I shared with Oxana
Bourkenova and others from your office afterward, was observed and
recorded by a third party. Can you discuss why your and Ms. Bourkenova's
account of the evening is so at odds with that third party's record of
the events?
ANSWER:
Unfortunately I was not there when you shared
that ominous drink with Oxana as recorded by your Third Party. Hence, I
could not possibly provide "my account". However, if T. Party's
account can stand against Oxana and your other female companions you
have nothing to worry about. In any event I
think that it is really cool to have your dates "recorded and observed"
(even if you didn't really do it, just thinking about it reflects a
healthy state of mind). Besides, if you get lucky - you may
also consider videotaping.
QUESTION # 6. Can you tell
me approximately how much money you earned per hour playing piano in a
strip club in the mid-1970s? can you tell me what your annual income was
in each of the last three years - 1996, 1997 and 1998? Can you provide
me with your IRS returns supporting whatever figures you give
me?
ANSWER:
This is unfair, Tim, unless we take into
consideration that the minimum wage at the time was only $2 per hour.
Naturally I would have made much more stripping (just from the tips) but
coming from the USSR, I was still full of socialist complexes, you can
understand that, can’t you? So, how can we possibly compare it with my
topless income in 1998? Incidentally, my IRS returns won't support the
figures that I would give you because I forgot to declare the go-go tip
income. You must take your mind away from strip clubs, Tim. Just because
your wife left you and Oxana turned you down you need not give up hope.
Remember, there is someone out there who will accept you the way you
are, especially considering your recent salary raise. You just go about
it too aggressively. Next time, instead of threatening to write a
negative article about a lady, try flowers, they really go for that
stuff.
QUESTION # 7. Can you tell
me how much money your breast enlargement business earned before it was
shut down by the Food and Drug Administration?
ANSWER: I would take the FDA over the IRS
any day of the week, Tim, but we can’t always choose. Unfortunately, I
never experienced breast enlargement "shut down" by the Food and Drug
Administration. Sorry, Tim, I understand from your colleagues that a
story like this would make you the envy of New York's journalistic
community. However, you still have enough of international
trivia, e.g., Kishinev law credentials - French connection -
Hackensack lawsuit, to win over National Enquirer readers. Nor have I ever made it my business to enlarge breasts -
the ladies you are thinking about came that way naturally. You can
double- source by sending them questionnaires similar to the one you
faxed me. Tell them that if they don’t respond by the end of the day on
Monday, you will publish an article that they have silicon implants.
This would also be a creative and non-pushy way for you to get
better acquainted.
QUESTION # 8. It is my
understanding that when the House Banking Committee told you they did
not want you to testify publicly as part of its examination of possible
money laundering at the Bank of New York, you became extremely agitated
and threatened to sue the committee and smear its reputation. Can you
discuss this?
ANSWER: Give me a break, Tim! Why would I threaten to sue the
United States Congress when I had a chance to go after the Senate,
which held identical hearings immediately thereafter? Neither would I
threaten to smear the House of Representatives' reputation - the
journalists are doing fine job of that without me. In any event, you have recently contacted the
Congressional Committee to ask whether I was requested to help analyze
and comment on a new Bill which was sponsored a month after the
Hearings. So, you can honestly write that whatever you think happened
between the Congress and I, I forgave it and accepted the
assignment.
QUESTION # 9. You said in an
earlier interview that no final judgment was entered in the American
Urgy lawsuit filed against you and your partners. Yet a final judgment
has been entered and damages were awarded. Can you discuss
this?
ANSWER:
Tim, I can discuss anything with you, you
know that. The American Urgy case has also been a matter of public
record since 1988. Also, I gave you a compilation of judicial findings
and conclusions from the court records. (As I indicated in my letter to
the Times, you left it in my office, because it showed the absurdity of
your quest.) As I told you the trial ended in mistrial and the
trial judge’s order sets forth that the reason was that my adversary:
"... so tainted the proceedings with scandalously outrageous
behavior so as to demean every aspect of the proceeding and completely
confuse and create havoc with testimony and evidence so that the jury
could not possibly and did not reach the verdict devoid of speculation
and prejudice and the verdict bearing no relationship at all to credible
proofs permitted, being so absurd as to shock the conscience of any
reasonable person..." (Mistrial Order) (For
other principal findings in the Urgy action, click here.)
As you know, since 1995 the
Vinogradov-Mogilevich mob faction and its mouthpieces in the US have
referenced the Urgy action every time I sued them or their cohorts. They
will be happy to share their material with you. It is by and large
camera-ready, so you can print it without much editing. If you
need more records, you can get them at the Bergen County Courthouse.
(For driving directions from the N. Mountain Avenue click
here.)
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